Dear friends, here is a selection of jokes and funny pictures sent by Romana and Barbara, lovers of humor, joy and laughter, very kind and nice girls.
“When we got home from Plodin and took off our masks, I noticed that this was not my husband at all.”
“I bought quick tests in Lidl. I immediately tried all five… I was positive twice, negative twice and pregnant once.”
“What a bad car wash. I had to go back eight times to get my car washed properly.”
“Where is this world going? A pink handbag on a yellow dress?!”
“I’m 35 years old, lonely, honest and slim blonde.”
Mujo says to Haso: “Yesterday around midnight I got a text message from someone asking me if I needed firewood. I replied that I didn’t. And? This morning I look behind the house and see that the firewood is gone.”
“The government has brought in foreign experts to increase the number of vaccinated.”
“If you ever think that your brain is not working well, remember this ‘Einstein’.”
“We had bigger problems and we didn’t solve them.”
“Gone to come.”
“The strongest statement from HQ so far; you come in unvaccinated and take up the bed and respirator of someone who has had three vaccinations.”
“My friend bought two dogs. He named one of them One and Two. One got away, but he still has Two.”
First time father.
“Who is the father?”
“Congratulations, you’ve got twins. Boy 3,400, girl 2,800.”
“All right, I’ll take the girl for 2,800.”
Dear friends, in a Happy New Year, I wish you to give up harmful behaviors, wake up and realize your Wonderfulness.
Have a wonderful celebration and all the best to you and your dear ones.
All the best to all.
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